You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
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We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
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WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
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