No stitches, just platelets and will power
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
How's work?
Spinning.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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