i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
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He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
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Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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