that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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