Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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