does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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