I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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