I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
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Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
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Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
how does that bad decision feel?
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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