Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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