Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Randomize
