maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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