I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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