I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize
