I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Randomize
