Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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