Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
this must be what syphilis tastes like
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Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
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I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize