walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
