you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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