You made me cry and you don't even care
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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