Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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