My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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