The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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