found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
