You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
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I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
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Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
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