it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
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I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
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No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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