summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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