no. you can't hotbox the world.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
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Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
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Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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