I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
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I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
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What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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