You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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