ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
He kissed a someone with a penis
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Randomize
