I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
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there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
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his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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