Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
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No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
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I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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