your room smells of hookers.
And success
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
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Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
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I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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