I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
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If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
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I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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