I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Randomize
