Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
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