I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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