so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
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and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
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There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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