Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
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Drunk walkin through police station. America
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
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fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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