did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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