I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
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The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
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Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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