David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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