Christians are straight up FREAKS
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.