508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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