Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
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so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
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did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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