You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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