Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
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New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
You're earring is so big in my mouth
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
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What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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