i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
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