dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
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but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
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I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
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