Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
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Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
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nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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