And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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