I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
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You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
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Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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