Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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