your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
